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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

RAM- Setu .. on a lighter note

Hi Folks

Normally I do not post any of my political views on our blog. Althought this is one of my favorite subject. But today one of my best pal Uttam has send me a email which presents the RAM-SETU matter and current political scenario in a very light manner. Here it is for your reference : Enjoy


Subject: RAM SETU - MASTER PIECE



This truly is a masterpiece...Happy reading!

The Lord surveyed the Ram Setu and said "Hanuman, how diligently and
strenuously you and your vanara sena had built this bridge several centuries
back. It is remarkable that it has withstood the ravages of the climatic and
geographical changes over centuries. It is indeed an amazing feat especially
considering the fact that a bridge at Hyderabad built by Gammon using latest
technology collapsed the other day even before they could stick the posters
on its pillars."

Hanuman with all humility spoke "Jai Sri Ram, it is all because of your
grace. We just scribbled your name on the bricks and threw them in the sea
and they held. No steel from TISCO or cement from Ambuja or ACC was ever
used. But Lord, why rake up the old issue now."

Ram spoke "Well, Hanuman some people down there want to demolish the bridge
and construct a canal. The contract involves lot of money and lot of money
will be made. They will make money on demolition and make more money on
construction. "

Hanuman humbly bowed down and said "Why not we go down and present our case"

Ram said "Times have changed since we were down there. They will ask us to
submit age proof and we don't have either a birth certificate or school
leaving certificate. We traveled mainly on foot and some times in bullock
carts and so we don't have a driving license either. As far as the address
proof is concerned the fact that I was born at Ayodhya is itself under
litigation for over half a century, If I go in a traditional attire with bow
and arrow, the ordinary folks may recognize me but Arjun Singh may take me
to be some tribal and, at the most, offer a seat at IIT under the reserved
category. Also, a God cannot walk in dressed in a three-piece suit and
announce his arrival. It would make even the devotees suspicious. So it is
dilemma so to say."

"I can vouch for you by saying that I personally built the bridge."

"My dear, Anjani putra, it will not work. They will ask you to produce the
lay-out plan, the project details, including financial outlay and how the
project cost was met and the completion certificate. Nothing is accepted
without documentary evidence in India. You may cough but unless a doctor
certifies it, you have no cough. A pensioner may present himself personally
but the authorities do not take it as proof. He has to produce a
life-certificate to prove that he is alive. It is that complicated."

"Lord can't understand these historians. Over the years you have given
darshan once every hundred years to saints like Surdas, Tulsidas, Saint
Thyagaraja, Jayadeva, Bhadrachala Ramdas and even Sant Tukaram and still
they disbelieve your existence and say Ramayana is a myth. The only option,
I see, is to re-enact Ramayana on earth and set the government records
straight once for all."

Lord smiled "It is that easy today. Ravan is apprehensive that he may look
like a saint in front of Karunanidhi. I also spoke to his mama Mareechan,
who appeared as a golden deer to tempt Sita maiyya when I was in the forest
and he said that he won't take a chance of stepping on earth as long as
Salman Khan is around."

~Sachin

12 comments:

Marlee said...

LOL!!!

:))

Ricky said...

Ha ha!! Loved it completely. This is so so true. Raam name has become nothing more than an election slogan. No one cares if there is a mandir build in Ayodhya or Raam Setu is destroyed, all they care about is their kursi. As long as they can win elections, they will use the name ...Jai Shri Raam !!

elu336 said...

Hi Ram Supporters,
Please read this article published by FRONT LINE Magazine (05th Oct 2007)

Myth Vs Science

http://pay.hindu.com/ebook%20-%20ebfl20071005part1.pdf

Information is so vast in this age of world. Nobody cann't hide or tell lies like in olden days

Abhinav said...

Hilarious!

hope said...

:D

Deepak said...

wow awesome.. =))

plzzz ram ji....also remember about present time pollution...and happy too...bcoz ab jungle hi nahi bachche jo aapko "Banwass" ho.....:) han internet ke through aap "sita" se chat kar sakte hai....:P

the_new_cloud said...

Wow.Ramji would have RFLMAOed if he would have read this...:P

Moonie said...

Hilarious !! :) I can only say so true !!! yeh sab kalyug ka pratap hai, only Shri Ram can save us but he also reluctant to put his feet in todays world !! :D

Lakshmi said...

ROFL....really enjoyed reading it.

Jyoti said...

lol! interesting!

anks said...

lololololol.....

can't stop laughing!!!

arvind said...

very nice blog.....truly enjoyed each word ...a realistic mapping of history,georgraphy and dirty civics of politics :)