Wednesday, April 19, 2006

A Consultant

Hi Folks , keeping too busy these days to blog update responsibility was with preeti ..

I got a call some 10 mins ago so felt like sharing with you .. here is the transcript .. please read it carefully and tell us how do u feely

Hello am I talking to sachin bhandari
yes

Consultant : Hi Sachin I am speaking from peak consultants and we have a contract opening for 3 months from a client

Sachin : I am not interested

Consultant : They can offer a very good salary

Sachin how much ?

Consultant : 12000 Per month
Sachin : you call this excellent do u know how much I get

Consultant : this Sal is too good as per industry standards
Sachin : oh I never knew that .. I hardly get 38000 Per month


now the most interesting part....

Consultant : ( without listening to me ) That is what na sir if u are interested then tell me I can get u 500 more even

Sachin : Oh really .. so nice of you .. thanks

Consultant: So send me ur resume by email to ....

Sachin : I will definitely .. thank u soo much


consultant : it's okay sir .. one thing we charge 50% of first sal as well

Sachin you can keep 100%

Consultant : that would be unfair na ..

Sachin : oh okay

21 comments:

The Bhandari's said...

am still laughing sachin :) poor consultant :)
~preeti

Shakti said...

That consultant guy is great. Give me his number, I would also like to get Rs. 500 over the industry standard pay.
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Sweety Maruth said...

funny consultant guy...lol :P

Fursat said...

hehe... me keep getting these kinda call :)

bechara consultant..waise was it a gal/guy :P

GalNextDoor said...

lol. phannie

Tenali said...

Umaazing one. Never mind that was a dumb Consultant I have seen.

This is first time I see Sachin postin after I started screening this Blog :D

Yo! Sachin, BOL for ur further studies.

Ashish Gupta said...

;))

PS: yeah you finally said something.

PPS: "update responsibility was with preeti" <-- interesting way to share responsibilities. Your's is a system already in place...
responsibility distributions ki ek excel file bana kar mail kar dijiye, experimentation nahi karna padega :D

Pinks said...

he he...dat was a gud one..n hey i have blogrolled u..hope u dun mind

Chitman Kaur said...

this is funny :)

Pratik said...

nice...

Viewer said...

Seriously these telemarketing people are so scripted

Anchal said...

LOL...that was awesome...

Ricky said...

Ha ha!!

The guy sure didn't get it but its good that you played along with him. It makes a good post...he he.

Most funny line: "Consultant : that would be unfair na .."

It's called, Height of stupidity.

Rhea Verma said...

Hi,
Good one,I hope u dont get such people daily!

Enlighten the world.....

Regards,
Rhea

Preeti said...

Sachin.... u must have had a gud time sharing this with ur colleagues.....
poor fellow..... tote ke bol bol raha tha shayad.... a readymade script u know????

Vaibhav said...

lol sachin...what to say! Was he/she in trance or something? ROTFL

Mehak said...

hahahahaha
Bangalore mein toh ghar ghar ...har ek nookad pe consultancy hai..

Silky Moon said...

Consultant and that's too stupid :-O. Was he really or what.

But it's really funny to read.

the_new_cloud said...

Seriously , consultants can get nasty .... But this is hillarious...

Cold Coffee said...

hahahahahahahaha
wat a duh..

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